My roommate, Aaron sat down with Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor, for an interview with Middle Earth's baddest bad guy.
Aaron: So let me get this straight. You're the Dark Lord?
Sauron: You are correct
Aaron: And you are one of the more powerful beings in all of Middle Earth?
Sauron: Of course I am!
Aaron: They say you have the strength of a thousand men?
Sauron: Yeah.
Aaron: And you can create things as you will?
Sauron: To an extent.
Aaron: I see. So your kryptonite is if someone cuts off your finger you implode?
Sauron: (long pause) I-I-I don't like to talk about that...
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